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1. Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate
pa yung mga ulo nila.
2. Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.
3. Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa
kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata
para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng
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nakakamatay.
4. Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may
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5. Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.
6. Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang
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8. Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag sinabi na niya yung title
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9. Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa mga goons niya, "Mga bata."
10. Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro ng bola,
mabibitawan at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Tapos may darating na
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kalsada. Biglang may sasakyang darating. Ang bida, ico-cross lang niya
arms niya covering his face tapos sisigaw yung kapatd ng 'kuyaaa!'. Next
scene nasa ospital na sila. Simula na ng drama.
11. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida, pero umaaray siya pag
ginagamot na siya ng leading lady, at kasunod na ang love scene.
12. Kapag may sinabi ng kontrabida ang masama niyang planosa bida, ang
sasabihin ng bida: "hayop ka!"
13. Ang bidang babae, pag katulong ang role, siguradong magiging anak ng
amo niya sa ending.
14. Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang
nanay ng mahirap laging naka duster.
15. Ang hideout ng kontrabida, parating mansion na may chicks sa pool.
16. Ang mga bida sa drama, pag nakatanggap ng masamang balita, laging
may pinto sa likod nila para puwede silang sumandal habang nagsa-slide
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17. Pag di nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila,
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18. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan
niya.
19. Laging mas maganda ang yayang bida kesa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo
niya.
20. Pag ang ending ng movie ay song and dance number sa beach o resort,
ang huling frame, tatalon ang buong cast...sabay freeze.
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